How to queef: Your guide to pussy farts and making noises with your vagina

How to queef | pussy farts




You know what people don't talk
about in public anymore?

Pussy Farts!


A lot of people don't know what a pussy fart (queef, fanny fart, vaginal flatulence) is.


A queef (pussy fart, fanny fart, vaginal flatulence) is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.


So you're fucking your girlfriend, getting into a good solid groove, and while you're banging away, there's this…sound. Sort of like a fart. But it came from her pussy. Should you be grossed out? Should you hold your breath? What just happened? You've been queefed. There's a lot of misunderstanding and misinformation about queefing. Let's clear up some of the confusion so you can get back to enjoying your girlfriend's pussy.


Clearing the air
First of all, let's dispel a common misconception about pussy farts, or queefs - namely that they are as foul, smelly, and disgusting as the flatulence that comes out of your ass. The term pussy fart is really inaccurate; a queef isn't so much a fart as it is more of a pussy burp. The nasty, stinky gas that comes out of your butt is the byproduct of food fermenting in your digestive tract. A queef is caused by fresh, clean air getting pushed or sucked into the vagina and then pushed out again. It gets pushed in by the penis during sex, or by a dildo or vibrator if the woman is masturbating.
Because the air is originally coming from outside the vagina, a queef will only smell as foul as the pussy it comes out of. So if your girlfriend queefs and it's really smelly, maybe something crawled up her snatch and died. Of course it's also entirely possible for a woman to queef and pass intestinal gas at the same time, but the likelihood is pretty slim.
Queefs can definitely sound like farts, from a nearly silent “pfft” to a blasting “frapp” or a “pfthbbbth” that flaps the meat curtains. This can be disturbing or embarrassing to both a woman who queefs and the guy who is fucking her or eating her out. But queefs are really nothing to be ashamed of. Really, they just mean that you're having good, vigorous sex. In some cultures, it's considered good manners and a compliment to your host if you slurp your soup loudly or belch. It shows you're enjoying the meal. Try to think of queefing in the same way.
When a queef happens during sex, most men (and women) try to act as if nothing happened. It can make guys embarrassed and women self-conscious. But you might as well acknowledge it and laugh about it or take it as a sign of encouragement and go at it even heavier. Have some fun and see if you can get her to queef again and again.
Some women can queef spontaneously without the assistance of a male partner or dildo. They do this by sucking air into their vaginas. Sometimes this happens unintentionally during exercise or something, especially when doing that bicycle exercise where you lie on your back and pedal your feet in the air. Doing headstands and shoulder stands can also make it happen, so it's fair to guess there's a lot of queefing going on in yoga classes.


How to queef
For women who want to queef at will, we recommend the following technique. Get completely undressed from the waist down. Lie down on your bed or the floor (the bed will probably be more comfortable). Put your legs up in the air and spread them. Reach between your legs and spread your labia apart with your fingers so you feel the breeze on your pussy. Relax your pelvic and vaginal muscles as much as possible. It may help to do a few Kegel exercises, where you clench and hold your vaginal muscles and then release them.
When you're ready and relaxed, roll back on your shoulders and raise your legs up higher and spread them wider. Push down with your pelvic muscles. Inhale deeply, then exhale sharply from your diaphragm (the diaphragm in your ribcage, not the diaphragm in your pussy). The forceful exhalations will help suck air into your pussy. Repeat this several times and you may queef in the upright position. Otherwise, try it until you feel like you have some air in there and then quickly bring your legs together and lower them. This should produce a queef.


How to queef with a partner
The best sex position to produce queefs is doggy style, with the woman putting her head down on the bed and her ass up in the air. She should spread her knees widely and try to relax her pelvic muscles as much as possible. The guy should pump forcefully, pulling out all the way or nearly all the way on each stroke to get the maximum amount of air introduced into the pussy. She should be very wet, so use extra lube if you need it. As you fuck, the air will repeatedly build up and get forced out, producing queefs. Try experimenting with different angles of penetration and thrusting rhythms to maximize your queefage.
If you're feeling like doing some yoga or acrobatics, any position that gets the woman upside down will work well too. She can do a shoulder stand and have the guy get on top of her and lean on her legs, or hang her upper body off the edge of the bed.
To get her to queef during oral sex, put a pillow under her butt to elevate her pelvis. Spread her legs out and relax her pelvic muscles and vagina. Don't blow into her vagina! Blowing directly into the vagina can be dangerous. Sticking your tongue up there is fine and may help, but ultimately she will probably have to suck the air into her vagina using the diaphragm exhalation method above.
With a little practice, she should be able to “whistle” Yankee Doodle, or at least fire off a good run of cunt trumpet blasts.

Comments to date: 49. Page 1 of 1. Average Rating:

me   
Fort Smith,  United States

3:01am on Sunday, December 27th, 2009 

I love a woman that can do that/ I have had several that can and there is nothing hotter to me.

Like it   
Moscow,  Russian Federation

6:07am on Monday, November 23rd, 2009 

Ooo. I want her to sit on my face and pushed her stinky air from her pussy in my nose :-)))))

perso   
Carlow,  Ireland

2:19pm on Thursday, November 5th, 2009 

erm.. "nope" from eastleigh who said they're english and that she isnt and she's australian - it obv aint an australian accent its a rubbish attempt lol she obv just put on an accent so people dont recognise her voice lol although she made the fatal mistake of being on video... lmao

Wogboy   
West Hoxton,  Australia

6:06am on Sunday, October 25th, 2009 

Definitely NOT an Aussie, worst fake accent ever!

N.B   
United Kingdom,  United Kingdom

7:38pm on Monday, October 19th, 2009

Actually I'm English and I will admit that dumbass is an English chick putting on a shit Australian accent.

Timraw   
Wigan,  United Kingdom

5:18am on Saturday, August 22nd, 2009 

wtf how old is everyone x2?

Your Name   
Portland,  United States

5:07am on Thursday, June 25th, 2009 

That was f'in brilliant. I am still laughing. Can't stop... My face hurts now, thanks a lot!

ste young   
Leeds,  United Kingdom

12:40am on Thursday, June 25th, 2009 

i shot my load into my own ass after watching this.. xxx

:)   
El Cajon,  United States

7:45pm on Saturday, June 6th, 2009 

Man guys are so dumb!!! no it doesn't make you stink fucking morons... its air getting trapped in your v. EVERY girl can do it if they have good control of their v.

queefer   
Birmingham,  United States

9:10pm on Sunday, May 31st, 2009 

i love queefing i do it all the time now druing sex it tickles my boyfriends dick he loves it! So thank you for teaching me how to do this. PEACE!!!

Indians(natives)AreDogDicks   
Newmarket,  Canada

2:39am on Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 

Wow i usually like dog dicks, but that was like when i sshit- i jerk off to my shits

Mike   
Frome,  United Kingdom

9:47am on Saturday, April 25th, 2009 

*fap* *fap* *fap* i just came!

2Dubb   
Irvington,  United States

10:33am on Sunday, April 12th, 2009 

She probably smell like old bay seasoning.... shes australian and to who ever said obama's a nigger.... your fucking mother!! I hope you get raped by 10 black prison dude that have whale dicks.... 2 gus 1 horse!!

Fresh2Def   
United States,  United States

9:17pm on Saturday, April 11th, 2009 

lol fucking funny as hell..disgusting tho her pussy must stink

ENGLISH CHICK   
Nottingham,  United Kingdom

1:35pm on Friday, April 10th, 2009 

YOU FUKKIN AUSSIES THIS IS GROSS. HOW CUD ANY1 SAY THIS IS ENGLISH THATS A FUKKIN AUSSIE!

Wonderer   
Nashville,  United States

5:16pm on Saturday, April 4th, 2009 

But what if her pussy stinks???? THen we're all fucked!!!

dicksucker hard!   
United Kingdom,  United Kingdom

12:11am on Friday, April 3rd, 2009

lol she is just a good ass farter :P lmao sad fat piece of sexy cunt :@

gen   
Marlton,  United States

4:31am on Saturday, March 14th, 2009 

ewww nasty bitch

Bill Magee   
Sayreville,  United States

8:49pm on Monday, March 9th, 2009 

My ex wife did that stuff.... we got divorced so I found another that can do it...Hint if you fill the vag with Guiness beer it shoots brown foam like a mad fuckin dog with the shits or shall i say Schlitz

mark   
Hammonton,  United States

2:10pm on Monday, February 23rd, 2009 

haha it must stink like fish in that room!

one man who does voiceovers   
Manchester,  United Kingdom

12:41pm on Monday, February 23rd, 2009

SHE ISNT ENGLISH YOU FUCK TARDS

redski   
Dover,  United States

11:33pm on Friday, February 20th, 2009 

I bet that nasty bitch has giant roast beef lips

slimjim   
Pawtucket,  United States

12:30am on Thursday, January 29th, 2009 

that was fucking retarded

pussy farts   
Pocatello,  United States

4:54am on Saturday, January 24th, 2009

you guys are a bunch of qweefs!!

Tom   
Mission,  Canada

6:08am on Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 

"and that tends to hurt some girls vaginas"

me!   
Reykjav�k,  Iceland

11:52pm on Monday, December 22nd, 2008 

Hahaha "kind of like yoga *fart*" xD

mike   
New Haven,  United States

1:22am on Friday, December 5th, 2008 

That was freaking great... now i'm going to masterbate.

B   
Sellersville,  United States

10:52pm on Monday, December 1st, 2008 

either way, english or austrailian, shes not american, and therefore a piece of shit haha. 2 because i hate austrailians, OF WHICH SHE IS

JEW   
Newark,  United States

5:13am on Sunday, November 30th, 2008 

what does learning how to queef have to do with JEWS???

jkfsdfj   
Glenallen,  United States

8:43am on Saturday, November 29th, 2008 

who in the hell would make a video about this?!?!?!?!? thats nasty!

Anonymous   
Mountain View,  United States

6:49am on Friday, November 28th, 2008

i luv pussy farts!!

nope   
Eastleigh,  United Kingdom

12:44am on Monday, November 24th, 2008

im english, she isnt english...she is australian.

shes also a complete retard but thats beside the point i guess

obama is a nigger   
Wilmington,  United States

1:41am on Friday, November 21st, 2008 

I dont like Jews either. Rev. Wright taught me that. I cant stop queefing now either.

wally   
Pyrmont,  Australia

1:04pm on Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 

she is English, NOT Australian

hell bent (over for me)   
Amsterdam,  Netherlands

11:04pm on Friday, October 31st, 2008 

I can't stop queefing now alrite

Anonymous   
Brockton,  United States

6:26pm on Saturday, October 25th, 2008 

I FUCKING CAME

heather   
Lufkin,  United States

4:29am on Saturday, October 25th, 2008 

i have a friend that does that...
for fun...
all the time.

lulu   
Fort Myers,  United States

3:59am on Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 

that is absolutely disgusting..how can she do that for so long?

The Man   
Thornleigh,  Australia

7:10am on Sunday, October 19th, 2008 

"It's kind of a bit like yoga"

lesbianstud   
Jacksonville,  United States

5:55pm on Saturday, October 18th, 2008 

she must really have a loose ass pussy to do that like 20 times in a row...lol

kljgkugv   
Brisbane,  Australia

2:09am on Friday, October 17th, 2008

Uhhh her accent was clearly not Australian

seb   
Lancaster,  United Kingdom

6:18pm on Thursday, October 16th, 2008 

I strongly dislike jews

2guys1horse   
Louisville,  United States

6:02am on Thursday, October 16th, 2008 

thats illegal what is she 15?

LOLWHUT   
United States,  United States

9:32pm on Sunday, October 5th, 2008 

HAHAHA
What's up with this?

Tommy   
Oostende,  Belgium

6:51am on Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 

The diffrence between this and a freezer is that if you pull your meat out of the freezer it doesn't fart..

Dutchie   
Nijverdal,  Netherlands

3:21am on Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

It's a sad day for Australians........

FAIL   
United States,  United States

3:16am on Thursday, September 25th, 2008

COOL

iron hellboy   
Corpus Christi,  United States

2:44pm on Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

fucking FUNNY!!!!!!

sam   
Australia,  Australia

11:36am on Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 

yes, ok, damn aussies

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