Learn how to queef: Guide to pussy farts and making noises with your vagina and queefing

How to queef | pussy farts

You know what people don't talk
about in public anymore?

Pussy Farts!

A lot of people don't know what a pussy fart (queef, fanny fart, vaginal flatulence) is.

A queef (pussy fart, fanny fart, vaginal flatulence) is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.

So you're fucking your girlfriend, getting into a good solid groove, and while you're banging away, there's this…sound. Sort of like a fart. But it came from her pussy. Should you be grossed out? Should you hold your breath? What just happened? You've been queefed. There's a lot of misunderstanding and misinformation about queefing. Let's clear up some of the confusion so you can get back to enjoying your girlfriend's pussy.

Clearing the air
First of all, let's dispel a common misconception about pussy farts, or queefs - namely that they are as foul, smelly, and disgusting as the flatulence that comes out of your ass. The term pussy fart is really inaccurate; a queef isn't so much a fart as it is more of a pussy burp. The nasty, stinky gas that comes out of your butt is the byproduct of food fermenting in your digestive tract. A queef is caused by fresh, clean air getting pushed or sucked into the vagina and then pushed out again. It gets pushed in by the penis during sex, or by a dildo or vibrator if the woman is masturbating.
Because the air is originally coming from outside the vagina, a queef will only smell as foul as the pussy it comes out of. So if your girlfriend queefs and it's really smelly, maybe something crawled up her snatch and died. Of course it's also entirely possible for a woman to queef and pass intestinal gas at the same time, but the likelihood is pretty slim.
Queefs can definitely sound like farts, from a nearly silent “pfft” to a blasting “frapp” or a “pfthbbbth” that flaps the meat curtains. This can be disturbing or embarrassing to both a woman who queefs and the guy who is fucking her or eating her out. But queefs are really nothing to be ashamed of. Really, they just mean that you're having good, vigorous sex. In some cultures, it's considered good manners and a compliment to your host if you slurp your soup loudly or belch. It shows you're enjoying the meal. Try to think of queefing in the same way.
When a queef happens during sex, most men (and women) try to act as if nothing happened. It can make guys embarrassed and women self-conscious. But you might as well acknowledge it and laugh about it or take it as a sign of encouragement and go at it even heavier. Have some fun and see if you can get her to queef again and again.
Some women can queef spontaneously without the assistance of a male partner or dildo. They do this by sucking air into their vaginas. Sometimes this happens unintentionally during exercise or something, especially when doing that bicycle exercise where you lie on your back and pedal your feet in the air. Doing headstands and shoulder stands can also make it happen, so it's fair to guess there's a lot of queefing going on in yoga classes.

How to queef
For women who want to queef at will, we recommend the following technique. Get completely undressed from the waist down. Lie down on your bed or the floor (the bed will probably be more comfortable). Put your legs up in the air and spread them. Reach between your legs and spread your labia apart with your fingers so you feel the breeze on your pussy. Relax your pelvic and vaginal muscles as much as possible. It may help to do a few Kegel exercises, where you clench and hold your vaginal muscles and then release them.
When you're ready and relaxed, roll back on your shoulders and raise your legs up higher and spread them wider. Push down with your pelvic muscles. Inhale deeply, then exhale sharply from your diaphragm (the diaphragm in your ribcage, not the diaphragm in your pussy). The forceful exhalations will help suck air into your pussy. Repeat this several times and you may queef in the upright position. Otherwise, try it until you feel like you have some air in there and then quickly bring your legs together and lower them. This should produce a queef.

How to queef with a partner
The best sex position to produce queefs is doggy style, with the woman putting her head down on the bed and her ass up in the air. She should spread her knees widely and try to relax her pelvic muscles as much as possible. The guy should pump forcefully, pulling out all the way or nearly all the way on each stroke to get the maximum amount of air introduced into the pussy. She should be very wet, so use extra lube if you need it. As you fuck, the air will repeatedly build up and get forced out, producing queefs. Try experimenting with different angles of penetration and thrusting rhythms to maximize your queefage.
If you're feeling like doing some yoga or acrobatics, any position that gets the woman upside down will work well too. She can do a shoulder stand and have the guy get on top of her and lean on her legs, or hang her upper body off the edge of the bed.
To get her to queef during oral sex, put a pillow under her butt to elevate her pelvis. Spread her legs out and relax her pelvic muscles and vagina. Don't blow into her vagina! Blowing directly into the vagina can be dangerous. Sticking your tongue up there is fine and may help, but ultimately she will probably have to suck the air into her vagina using the diaphragm exhalation method above.
With a little practice, she should be able to “whistle” Yankee Doodle, or at least fire off a good run of cunt trumpet blasts.

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occarrapepemn Location unknown,	11:09pm on Saturday, November 26th, 2011
Кучу перепробовала ни одна не работает Народ посоветуйте хорошую диету так чтоб особо не напрягаться но и чтоб интересно было?
Minnie Location unknown,	1:36pm on Saturday, August 20th, 2011
Uneblivebale how well-written and informative this was.
Chartric Gerlafingen, Switzerland	5:55am on Saturday, August 20th, 2011
Many many quality pionts there.
Budd Seoul, Korea, Republic of	2:42am on Saturday, August 20th, 2011
How could any of this be better satetd? It couldn't.
Carajean Location unknown,	7:59pm on Friday, August 19th, 2011
Thanky Thanky for all this good ifonramiton!
bonquiqui Waterloo, Canada	11:28pm on Saturday, June 25th, 2011
you cannot believe how much im laughing right now
Anonymous Houston, United States	9:33pm on Sunday, May 22nd, 2011
To the person who said she has a loose pussy. Um FYI, ur pussy muscles have to be tight in order to hold the air in. Have a nice day.
ozplba Location unknown,	10:21pm on Saturday, May 7th, 2011
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kuma Toronto, Canada	1:09pm on Saturday, December 11th, 2010
hahaha i love pussy
Jabba Melbourne, Australia	1:46am on Friday, September 3rd, 2010
To all the Amerikans bashing Australians, your ignorance is just astounding. This girl is NOT Australian. She is an American doing an Australian accent, baddly. Go look at Kevin Klein in a Fish Called Wanda. He does the same shithouse Australian accent.
notorious United States, United States	9:34pm on Tuesday, August 10th, 2010
watever happens happens if u like it ok then if u dont then dont add a comment and wats up wit this austraila bullshit?
Sarah Roskin Location unknown,	3:36am on Monday, August 9th, 2010
I love the mad pussy farts!!!
YBlac Hairieses United States, United States	9:39am on Sunday, June 13th, 2010
Help In The Blu UUU UUU UUSodaInside My Cheri
dontmatta Toronto, Canada	7:36am on Thursday, April 29th, 2010
Ill bet her parents are proud
vpbxpq Location unknown,	7:51am on Saturday, April 17th, 2010
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me Fort Smith, United States	3:01am on Sunday, December 27th, 2009
I love a woman that can do that/ I have had several that can and there is nothing hotter to me.
Like it Moscow, Russian Federation	6:07am on Monday, November 23rd, 2009
Ooo. I want her to sit on my face and pushed her stinky air from her pussy in my nose :-)))))
perso Carlow, Ireland	2:19pm on Thursday, November 5th, 2009
erm.. "nope" from eastleigh who said they're english and that she isnt and she's australian - it obv aint an australian accent its a rubbish attempt lol she obv just put on an accent so people dont recognise her voice lol although she made the fatal mistake of being on video... lmao
Wogboy West Hoxton, Australia	6:06am on Sunday, October 25th, 2009
Definitely NOT an Aussie, worst fake accent ever!
N.B United Kingdom, United Kingdom	7:38pm on Monday, October 19th, 2009
Actually I'm English and I will admit that dumbass is an English chick putting on a shit Australian accent.
Timraw Wigan, United Kingdom	5:18am on Saturday, August 22nd, 2009
wtf how old is everyone x2?
Your Name Portland, United States	5:07am on Thursday, June 25th, 2009
That was f'in brilliant. I am still laughing. Can't stop... My face hurts now, thanks a lot!
ste young Leeds, United Kingdom	12:40am on Thursday, June 25th, 2009
i shot my load into my own ass after watching this.. xxx
:) El Cajon, United States	7:45pm on Saturday, June 6th, 2009
Man guys are so dumb!!! no it doesn't make you stink fucking morons... its air getting trapped in your v. EVERY girl can do it if they have good control of their v.
queefer Birmingham, United States	9:10pm on Sunday, May 31st, 2009
i love queefing i do it all the time now druing sex it tickles my boyfriends dick he loves it! So thank you for teaching me how to do this. PEACE!!!
Indians(natives)AreDogDicks Newmarket, Canada	2:39am on Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
Wow i usually like dog dicks, but that was like when i sshit- i jerk off to my shits
Mike Frome, United Kingdom	9:47am on Saturday, April 25th, 2009
fap fap fap i just came!
2Dubb Irvington, United States	10:33am on Sunday, April 12th, 2009
She probably smell like old bay seasoning.... shes australian and to who ever said obama's a nigger.... your fucking mother!! I hope you get raped by 10 black prison dude that have whale dicks.... 2 gus 1 horse!!
Fresh2Def United States, United States	9:17pm on Saturday, April 11th, 2009
lol fucking funny as hell..disgusting tho her pussy must stink
ENGLISH CHICK Nottingham, United Kingdom	1:35pm on Friday, April 10th, 2009
YOU FUKKIN AUSSIES THIS IS GROSS. HOW CUD ANY1 SAY THIS IS ENGLISH THATS A FUKKIN AUSSIE!
Wonderer Nashville, United States	5:16pm on Saturday, April 4th, 2009
But what if her pussy stinks???? THen we're all fucked!!!
dicksucker hard! United Kingdom, United Kingdom	12:11am on Friday, April 3rd, 2009
lol she is just a good ass farter :P lmao sad fat piece of sexy cunt :@
gen Marlton, United States	4:31am on Saturday, March 14th, 2009
ewww nasty bitch
Bill Magee Sayreville, United States	8:49pm on Monday, March 9th, 2009
My ex wife did that stuff.... we got divorced so I found another that can do it...Hint if you fill the vag with Guiness beer it shoots brown foam like a mad fuckin dog with the shits or shall i say Schlitz
mark Hammonton, United States	2:10pm on Monday, February 23rd, 2009
haha it must stink like fish in that room!
one man who does voiceovers Manchester, United Kingdom	12:41pm on Monday, February 23rd, 2009
SHE ISNT ENGLISH YOU FUCK TARDS
redski Dover, United States	11:33pm on Friday, February 20th, 2009
I bet that nasty bitch has giant roast beef lips
slimjim Pawtucket, United States	12:30am on Thursday, January 29th, 2009
that was fucking retarded
pussy farts Pocatello, United States	4:54am on Saturday, January 24th, 2009
you guys are a bunch of qweefs!!
Tom Mission, Canada	6:08am on Tuesday, January 13th, 2009
"and that tends to hurt some girls vaginas"
me! Reykjav�k, Iceland	11:52pm on Monday, December 22nd, 2008
Hahaha "kind of like yoga fart" xD
mike New Haven, United States	1:22am on Friday, December 5th, 2008
That was freaking great... now i'm going to masterbate.
B Sellersville, United States	10:52pm on Monday, December 1st, 2008
either way, english or austrailian, shes not american, and therefore a piece of shit haha. 2 because i hate austrailians, OF WHICH SHE IS
JEW Newark, United States	5:13am on Sunday, November 30th, 2008
what does learning how to queef have to do with JEWS???
jkfsdfj Glenallen, United States	8:43am on Saturday, November 29th, 2008
who in the hell would make a video about this?!?!?!?!? thats nasty!
Anonymous Mountain View, United States	6:49am on Friday, November 28th, 2008
i luv pussy farts!!
nope Eastleigh, United Kingdom	12:44am on Monday, November 24th, 2008
im english, she isnt english...she is australian. shes also a complete retard but thats beside the point i guess
obama is a nigger Wilmington, United States	1:41am on Friday, November 21st, 2008
I dont like Jews either. Rev. Wright taught me that. I cant stop queefing now either.
wally Pyrmont, Australia	1:04pm on Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
she is English, NOT Australian
hell bent (over for me) Amsterdam, Netherlands	11:04pm on Friday, October 31st, 2008
I can't stop queefing now alrite