How to queef: Your guide to pussy farts and making noises with your vagina



You know what people don't talk
about in public anymore?

Pussy Farts!


A lot of people don't know what a pussy fart (queef, fanny fart, vaginal flatulence) is.


A queef (pussy fart, fanny fart, vaginal flatulence) is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.

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Your Name   
Portland,  United States

5:07am on Thursday, June 25th, 2009 

That was f'in brilliant. I am still laughing. Can't stop... My face hurts now, thanks a lot!

ste young   
Leeds,  United Kingdom

12:40am on Thursday, June 25th, 2009 

i shot my load into my own ass after watching this.. xxx

:)   
El Cajon,  United States

7:45pm on Saturday, June 6th, 2009 

Man guys are so dumb!!! no it doesn't make you stink fucking morons... its air getting trapped in your v. EVERY girl can do it if they have good control of their v.

queefer   
Birmingham,  United States

9:10pm on Sunday, May 31st, 2009 

i love queefing i do it all the time now druing sex it tickles my boyfriends dick he loves it! So thank you for teaching me how to do this. PEACE!!!

Indians(natives)AreDogDicks   
Newmarket,  Canada

2:39am on Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 

Wow i usually like dog dicks, but that was like when i sshit- i jerk off to my shits

Mike   
Frome,  United Kingdom

9:47am on Saturday, April 25th, 2009 

*fap* *fap* *fap* i just came!

2Dubb   
Irvington,  United States

10:33am on Sunday, April 12th, 2009 

She probably smell like old bay seasoning.... shes australian and to who ever said obama's a nigger.... your fucking mother!! I hope you get raped by 10 black prison dude that have whale dicks.... 2 gus 1 horse!!

Fresh2Def   
United States,  United States

9:17pm on Saturday, April 11th, 2009 

lol fucking funny as hell..disgusting tho her pussy must stink

ENGLISH CHICK   
Nottingham,  United Kingdom

1:35pm on Friday, April 10th, 2009 

YOU FUKKIN AUSSIES THIS IS GROSS. HOW CUD ANY1 SAY THIS IS ENGLISH THATS A FUKKIN AUSSIE!

Wonderer   
Nashville,  United States

5:16pm on Saturday, April 4th, 2009 

But what if her pussy stinks???? THen we're all fucked!!!

dicksucker hard!   
United Kingdom,  United Kingdom

12:11am on Friday, April 3rd, 2009

lol she is just a good ass farter :P lmao sad fat piece of sexy cunt :@

gen   
Marlton,  United States

4:31am on Saturday, March 14th, 2009 

ewww nasty bitch

Bill Magee   
Sayreville,  United States

8:49pm on Monday, March 9th, 2009 

My ex wife did that stuff.... we got divorced so I found another that can do it...Hint if you fill the vag with Guiness beer it shoots brown foam like a mad fuckin dog with the shits or shall i say Schlitz

mark   
Hammonton,  United States

2:10pm on Monday, February 23rd, 2009 

haha it must stink like fish in that room!

one man who does voiceovers   
Manchester,  United Kingdom

12:41pm on Monday, February 23rd, 2009

SHE ISNT ENGLISH YOU FUCK TARDS

redski   
Dover,  United States

11:33pm on Friday, February 20th, 2009 

I bet that nasty bitch has giant roast beef lips

slimjim   
Pawtucket,  United States

12:30am on Thursday, January 29th, 2009 

that was fucking retarded

pussy farts   
Pocatello,  United States

4:54am on Saturday, January 24th, 2009

you guys are a bunch of qweefs!!

Tom   
Mission,  Canada

6:08am on Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 

"and that tends to hurt some girls vaginas"

me!   
Reykjav�k,  Iceland

11:52pm on Monday, December 22nd, 2008 

Hahaha "kind of like yoga *fart*" xD

mike   
New Haven,  United States

1:22am on Friday, December 5th, 2008 

That was freaking great... now i'm going to masterbate.

B   
Sellersville,  United States

10:52pm on Monday, December 1st, 2008 

either way, english or austrailian, shes not american, and therefore a piece of shit haha. 2 because i hate austrailians, OF WHICH SHE IS

JEW   
Newark,  United States

5:13am on Sunday, November 30th, 2008 

what does learning how to queef have to do with JEWS???

jkfsdfj   
Glenallen,  United States

8:43am on Saturday, November 29th, 2008 

who in the hell would make a video about this?!?!?!?!? thats nasty!

Anonymous   
Mountain View,  United States

6:49am on Friday, November 28th, 2008

i luv pussy farts!!

nope   
Eastleigh,  United Kingdom

12:44am on Monday, November 24th, 2008

im english, she isnt english...she is australian.

shes also a complete retard but thats beside the point i guess

obama is a nigger   
Wilmington,  United States

1:41am on Friday, November 21st, 2008 

I dont like Jews either. Rev. Wright taught me that. I cant stop queefing now either.

wally   
Pyrmont,  Australia

1:04pm on Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 

she is English, NOT Australian

hell bent (over for me)   
Amsterdam,  Netherlands

11:04pm on Friday, October 31st, 2008 

I can't stop queefing now alrite

Anonymous   
Brockton,  United States

6:26pm on Saturday, October 25th, 2008 

I FUCKING CAME

heather   
Lufkin,  United States

4:29am on Saturday, October 25th, 2008 

i have a friend that does that...
for fun...
all the time.

lulu   
Fort Myers,  United States

3:59am on Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 

that is absolutely disgusting..how can she do that for so long?

The Man   
Thornleigh,  Australia

7:10am on Sunday, October 19th, 2008 

"It's kind of a bit like yoga"

lesbianstud   
Jacksonville,  United States

5:55pm on Saturday, October 18th, 2008 

she must really have a loose ass pussy to do that like 20 times in a row...lol

kljgkugv   
Brisbane,  Australia

2:09am on Friday, October 17th, 2008

Uhhh her accent was clearly not Australian

seb   
Lancaster,  United Kingdom

6:18pm on Thursday, October 16th, 2008 

I strongly dislike jews

2guys1horse   
Louisville,  United States

6:02am on Thursday, October 16th, 2008 

thats illegal what is she 15?

LOLWHUT   
United States,  United States

9:32pm on Sunday, October 5th, 2008 

HAHAHA
What's up with this?

Tommy   
Oostende,  Belgium

6:51am on Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 

The diffrence between this and a freezer is that if you pull your meat out of the freezer it doesn't fart..

Dutchie   
Nijverdal,  Netherlands

3:21am on Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

It's a sad day for Australians........

FAIL   
United States,  United States

3:16am on Thursday, September 25th, 2008

COOL

iron hellboy   
Corpus Christi,  United States

2:44pm on Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

fucking FUNNY!!!!!!

sam   
Australia,  Australia

11:36am on Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 

yes, ok, damn aussies

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